Author: Kevin Rolle 作者：凯文罗尔
Article source: http://www.articleseden.com/ . 文章来源： http://www.articleseden.com/ 。 Used with author's permission. 用作者的许可。 Let's examine an aspect of the game that I find par- ticularly fascinating:- The strong emotions associated with this game of golf.让我们研究的一个方面，游戏，我觉得杆ticularly迷人的： -强烈的情绪，与此相关的游戏，高尔夫球场。 Before I started becoming a fan of this game, I always wondered how a game that looked so bland----and at times down right comatose-----that seemed to take boredom to a whole new level------could possibly have Any emotional appeal.之前，我开始成为一个风扇此游戏，我总是想知道如何游戏期待，使平淡----而且有时下跌的权利，昏迷-- -- -这似乎是采取无聊到整个新的水平- - - -- -可能有任何的情绪提出上诉。 DID THIS GAME ACTUALLY HAVE A PULSE?!这样做的游戏，其实有一个脉冲吗！ I mean-------what could be simpler?我的意思是-------什么可以简单呢？ PUT THE BALL IN THE HOLE, RIGHT?小球放在球洞，对不对？ How could that POSSIBLY produce such strong emotions (both on the green and off).怎么能说，可能产生如此强烈的情绪（均对绿皮书和关闭） 。 I see now that it's NOT just about competing to be the best against others, and to better your own game.我看到现在，它不只是竞争是最好的对他人，并更好地您自己的游戏。 But that the game APPEARS to be so deceptively simple.但该游戏似乎是这么简单。 Could THAT be the source of this emotional rollercoaster?可这样的来源，这情绪起伏不定？ Remember when you first began?记得，当您第一次开始呢？ How you may have experienced difficulty just gripping the club handle?如何您可能遇到的困难，只是夹持俱乐部处理？ (Or just being allowed to join the local golf club?) ;-] （或只被允许参加当地的高尔夫俱乐部？ ） ; -] But yet you still managed to "putt" the ball in the hole?然而，你还有管理，以“推”球在该洞？ (A typical case of beginner's luck). （一个典型的案件初学者的运气） 。 You probably thought to yourself, "This isn't so bad. Piece of caKE!"你可能以为自己， “这不是那么差劲。一块蛋糕” ！ But then, all the realities of what could possibly go wrong between the tee and the hole came crashing down on your head.但后来，所有的现实，什么可能出乱子之间的发球和孔来撞毁下来就在你的头上。 (That your instructor was so gracious to point out to you). （您的导师是如此大方指出，给你的） 。 Wind direction, contour of the land, sand traps, bunkers, the rough, other players mocking you,...风向，轮廓的土地，沙陷阱，掩体，粗糙，其他球员嘲弄你， ... That temporary NIRVANA of IGNORANT BLISS that you lived in was shattered to pieces forever at the next hole.临时涅槃无知布利斯说，你住在被粉碎成碎片永远在下一洞。 Now instead of 4 or 5 strokes, it takes 7 or 8 strokes.现在不是4个或5个中风，需7个或8个招。 Then 8 or 9...然后8月或9 ... You begin to overthink everything.你开始overthink一切。 Something that once easily flowed...now becomes mechanical and forced.一些很容易，一旦流入...现在变得机械和强迫。 Your smile and upbeat attitude are gone.您的微笑和乐观的态度，已成过去。 Now replaced with embarassment.现在取代的尴尬。 Nervousness.紧张。 Irritability.易怒。 And finally,---the dreaded FRUSTRATION sets in. TO quit seems more and more like a good idea.最后， ---可怕的挫折集英寸退出，似乎越来越像一个好主意。 (I mean who needs the aggravation?) （我的意思是谁需要恶化？ ） But you don't quit, right?The game is like an addiction to you after several weeks.但你不退出，对不对？游戏一样，上瘾之后向您提出几个星期。 There's something deep within the subconscious of we human beings that enjoys facing down a challenge...even if it's a sport.有什么东西深处潜意识的，我们人类享有面临的一个挑战...即使它的一项体育运动。 THere's a drive to conquer in all of us.有一个驱动器征服在我们所有的人。 Even to the point of conquering our own weaknesses and seeming lack of ability.甚至到了点，征服我们自己的弱点和似乎缺乏能力。 It's a tough battle sometimes.这是一个硬仗，有时。 If you've ever seen a golfer break his expensive titanium club over his knee, tie it in a knot, then toss it into the nearest water hazard,...如果您所见过的选手打破他的昂贵的钛会超过他的膝盖，配合它在一个死结，然后折腾到就近的水害， … … Or screaming at the top of his lungs at a golf ball...或尖叫在最上方，他的肺部在一个高尔夫球... Or trying to run his caddie over because he forgot to remove the flag in time...you know what I mean.或尝试执行他的球童超过，因为他忘了要删除的国旗在时间… …你知道我的意思。 But the love still remains.但爱依然存在。 If you've ever seen a golfer drooling over a new bag of clubs in the sporting goods department of a department store...如果您见过高尔夫球流口水超过一个新的一袋俱乐部，在体育用品部的一家百货公司... or have known yourself to pay the grounds keeper to let you play just four more holes after hours...Or remembered to bring your clubs on vacation, but left your wife standing in the drive way...you know what I mean!或有已知自己要付出的理由，蓄养，让您发挥更多的只是四洞后，小时...或紧记，以使您的俱乐部度假，但离开你的妻子常委会在驱动器的方式...你知道我的意思！ The highs and lows of this game in the hearts and minds of golfers.高点和低点，这种游戏在心中的选手。 THIS is the emotional roller coaster I was referring to.这是情感的过山车我是指。 Going from one extreme to the next.从一个极端到明年。 Can you see yourself living from day-to-day without this sport for any length of time?你能看见自己的生活，从日常没有这项运动的任何长的时间呢？ Just think about that for a second...试想想，对于一个第二... HMMmm? hmmmm ？ Feels like a rather BLEAK outlook doesn't it?让人感觉更像是一个相当暗淡前景不是吗？ ;-] Hm? ; -]陛下？ This sport has been "knitted" to our souls.这项运动已“针织”我们的灵魂。 We practically live and breath it now.我们几乎生活和呼气现在。 And are always striving to become better.都是努力变得更好。 To knock just a few more strokes off.敲门短短几年更杆。 Just keep punching, and that mountain's gonna fall!只是保持冲压，和山区的秋天在哪里！ We know that true skill is a "diamond in the rough", that can only be refined through hard work and practice.我们知道，真正的技巧是一个“钻石在粗糙” ，即只能加以完善，通过辛勤工作和实践。 Well...以及... Just keep drivin' fellow golfer!只是保持驱动'的同胞选手！ Keep drivin'!保持驱动' ！ Copyright 2005 by Kevin D. Rolle.版权2005年由凯文四罗尔。 All rights reserved.保留所有权利。 My name is Kevin D. Rolle ("The Golf Humor Artist").我的名字是凯文四罗尔（以下简称“高尔夫幽默艺术家” ） 。 I have a site at http://www.golf-humor-asylum.com which focuses on all the humorous and comedic aspects of golf.我有一个网站在http://www.golf-humor-asylum.com的重点是所有的幽默和喜剧方面的高尔夫球场。 I am also an artist and cartoonist, and give visual meaning to golf humor through an exciting golf comic strip and commentary at my website.我也是一个艺术家和漫画家，并给予视觉意义高尔夫幽默通过一个令人振奋的高尔夫连环画和评论在我的网站。 Thanks.谢谢。
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