Author: Kevin Rolle 作者：凯文罗尔
Article source: http://www.sportsarticles.info/ . 文章来源： http://www.sportsarticles.info/ 。 Used with author's permission. 用作者的许可。 He's not eager to reveal his handicap; Around the truth he would often tap.他并不急于透露障碍;左右的真相，他会经常挖。 They told him his game was taking a nap; That it never showed up; it needed a map!他们告诉他，他的游戏正在午睡;它从来没有出现;它需要的地图！ Of his golf apparel he was Oh so proud!他的高尔夫球服装他哦，所以感到自豪！ But people thought it was just too 'loud'.但是，人们还以为这是太'响亮' 。 Often suggesting it needed a shroud; This caused a fight; a rolling dust cloud!经常暗示，它需要一个笼罩，这引起了扑灭;一个滚动的尘埃云！ To his heart, golf was the key.他的心，高尔夫球场是关键。 It was on the green his soul felt free.这是对绿皮他的灵魂感觉到自由。 He could hardly await the time for 'tee'; But club dues must be paid; this ride's got a fee.他难以等待的时间， '三通' ;会费，但俱乐部必须支付;这坐的了费。 Once in a blue moon he made a birdey; Though he knew much about golf (a little nerdy).一旦在一个蓝色的月亮，他作出了birdey ;虽然他知道不多，高尔夫球场（小nerdy ） 。 About to tee off- his feet stood sturdy; But only took up a divot--brown and verde.关于会所-他的双脚站在坚固，但只用了一个divot -布朗和佛得角。 It didn't take long for his eyes to in-take; The path of the ball; the flight it must make.它没有考虑，只要他的眼睛，在采取;路径的球;飞行，它必须作出。 "Easy!", he thought. “谈何容易！ ” ，他认为。 "This is gonna be cake!" “这是在哪里被蛋糕” ！ But the fish all braced for it's entry into the lake.但鱼的所有支撑它的进入湖。 In secret, the rules he would often bend; From his mind, a rationalization he would lend.在秘密，议事规则，他往往会弯曲;从他的心目中，合理化，他将借贷。 To him, the means justified the end; Like the fiercest warrior, his handicap must he defend.他说，合理的手段，结束;一样，激烈的战士，他的残疾，他必须捍卫。 Into his 'golf life', sand traps would rain; Bogeys rolled in like some ghastly train.到他的高尔夫生活，沙陷阱，会下雨;柏忌，推出在想一些可怕的火车。 Cancelling out any birdeys he'd gained; "Another golf game", he sighed.取消任何birdeys他想要获得“ ;另一个高尔夫游戏” ，他叹了口气。 "Oh, the pain!" “哦，痛” ！ Shuffling into the house, his face fell.洗牌进入家中，他的脸上下跌。 It tapered.它锥形。 His wife smirked, "You lost again, didn't you?"他的妻子smirked ， “你失去了再次，没有你” ？ And imagined the caper.和想到caper 。 With an outstretched hand that 'said', "Pay her!"; Into her purse his $20 went.与一伸出的手说， '说' ， “支付她！ ” ;她的钱包，他的20元到。 It vanished like a vapor!它消失，就像一个蒸气！ "No dinner for me, thanks. I'm heading in early." “没有晚餐对我来说，表示感谢。我的标题，在年初” 。 "Awww, it's just a game," she said. “ awww ，这只是一个游戏， ”她说。 "No need to be surley." “不须surly ” 。 "I'm not", he said. “我不是， ”他说。 "I need to rise early." “我需要增加的早期” 。 "Suuurrre!", she said. “ suuurrre ！ ” ，她说。 "You and the proverbial 'birdy'." “你和谚语' birdy ' ” 。 He took a shower to wash away the day; It didn't help much.他接受了淋浴，以洗去一天;它没有多大帮助。 That golf game would 'stay'.高尔夫游戏'留' 。 His spirits were lifted, though, when he thought, "But hey!"他的精神被取消，虽然，当他认为， “但嘿” ！ And danced around saying, "Tomorrow's another 'golf day'!"和跳舞，周围的话说： “明天的另一个高尔夫天' ！ ” Copyright 2005 by Kevin D. Rolle.版权2005年由凯文四罗尔。 All rights reserved.保留所有权利。 My name is Kevin D. Rolle, and I have a website called http://www.golf-humor-asylum.com which is dedicated to the humorous aspects of golf through a fresh, new golf comic strip called, "Divott and the Caddie Chronicles," and my commentary.我的名字是凯文四罗尔，和我有一个网站，所谓http://www.golf-humor-asylum.com这是专为幽默方面的高尔夫球场，通过新鲜，新的高尔夫球场连环画所谓的“ divott和球童方志， “和我的评论。 Thanks.谢谢。
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