Author: Kevin Rolle 作者：凯文罗尔
Article source: http://www.mygolfadvice.com/ . 文章来源： http://www.mygolfadvice.com/ 。 Used with author's permission. 用作者的许可。 He wanted golf to be experienced by all, And hoped his daughter would heed the call.他希望高尔夫要经历的所有，并希望他的女儿将听取通话。 "C'mon!", he said. “ c'mon ！ ” ，他说。 "You'll have a ball!" “您有一个球” ！ "Why?", she asked. “为什么？ ” ，她问。 "Are we going to the mall?" “难道我们要商场” ？ He'd often take his golf cart to work, And all his co-workers there would smirk.他要经常采取他的高尔夫球车的工作，和他的所有合作，工人将有smirk 。 He didn't know why, and thought, "They're jerks!"他不知道为什么，和思想， “他们是jerks ” ！ "How could they belittle such a perk?!" “怎么能小看这样一个点亮？ ！ ” His swing was big and grand, yet dopey, He cried and cried when he made a bogey.他挥杆是大和大，但迟钝的，他哭了哭时，他作出了一个柏忌。 Kids thought, "What's wrong with this old fogey?"孩子们的思想， “有什么不对，这旧fogey ” ？ He thought, "I'm not old. I sport a goatee."他认为， “我不老，我运动一goatee ” 。 He loved his old and tattered bag, His caddie thought it was such a drag.他爱他的老tattered袋，他的球童以为这是这样的阻力。 But he hated more "golf cart tag", The golfer played with him, when he didn't move the flag!但他更恨的“高尔夫球车标记” ，高尔夫选手的发挥与他时，他没有提出旗！ Forever chasing the elusive par, He'd hit the ball straight and far.永远追逐难以捉摸的相提并论，他要将球击直和深远的。 In the traps, his ball seemed stuck to tar!在陷阱，他的球似乎坚持以焦油！ He'd still be there, when "parking" had narrey a car!他希望依然存在，当“停车” narrey汽车！ He loved the smell of the "fresh-cut green", But to him it proved such a fiend.他爱的味道“鲜切绿皮书” ，但他证明了这样一个恶魔。 It's favor to him, was always lean!它的主张，他始终是精益！ Despite it's beauty, it could be so mean!尽管它的美丽，可以如此吝啬！ The point of golf?点的高尔夫球场？ To put the ball in the hole.把球在该洞。 You do that with a "curved-end' pole. But the path, always guarded by a "troll", Or maybe yet, some "ticked-off" mole!你这样做，与“曲结束'极点，但道路，始终守卫”特罗尔“ ，或者，但是，一些”分小康“摩尔！ He was never any good in the traps, In fact, his "game" would always flap.他从未在任何良好的陷阱，事实上，他的“游戏”将始终皮瓣。 But to others, it seemed to sit on their laps, While he was reduced to stomping his cap!但对他人的，它似乎就坐在他们的圈，虽然他已减至踩他的帽！ He'd read the "mags" to take his golf game higher.他要阅读“ QQ食品”采取他的高尔夫游戏更高。 He wanted the best ball--best putter---best driver.他想最好的球-最好的推杆- --最佳车手。 Often going to his wife to borrow a "fiver", She wouldn't budge.经常去他的妻子借用“ fiver ” ，她不会让步。 No matter how hard he tried to "jive" her!不管如何努力，他试图“捷舞”她！ To the links, early morning he'd often travel, Sometimes his bathrobe and pajamas his only apparel.向联系，清晨，他要经常旅行，有时他的浴衣和睡衣他唯一的服装。 Unfortunately, the knot would often unravel, After jumping up and down at a lucky roll, he'd marvel!不幸的是，结往往会破坏后，跳跃向上和向下一个幸运的轧辊，他希望奇迹！ Copyright 2005 by Kevin D. Rolle.版权2005年由凯文四罗尔。 All rights reserved.保留所有权利。 My name is Kevin D. Rolle, and I have a site at http://www.golf-humor-asylum.com which is dedicated to the humorous and comedic aspects of golf, which are displayed through a fresh, exciting golf comic strip, and my commentary.我的名字是凯文四罗尔，和我有一个网站在http://www.golf-humor-asylum.com这是专为幽默和喜剧方面的高尔夫球场，这是显示通过一个新鲜的，令人兴奋的高尔夫连环画，和我的评论。 Thanks.谢谢。
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