Author: Kevin Rolle 作者:凯文罗尔
Article source: http://www.sportsarticles.info/ . 文章来源: http://www.sportsarticles.info/ 。 Used with author's permission. 用作者的许可。 He's not eager to reveal his handicap; Around the truth he would often tap.他并不急于透露他的障碍;周围的真相,他将经常使用。 They told him his game was taking a nap; That it never showed up; it needed a map!他们告诉他,他的比赛正在午睡; ,它从未出现;它需要一张地图! Of his golf apparel he was Oh so proud!他的高尔夫球服装,他感到非常骄傲啊! But people thought it was just too 'loud'.但是,人们认为这是太'响亮' 。 Often suggesting it needed a shroud; This caused a fight; a rolling dust cloud!它往往意味着需要有一个寿衣;这造成了打击;一个滚动的尘埃云! To his heart, golf was the key.为了他的心,高尔夫是关键。 It was on the green his soul felt free.这是绿色的他的灵魂感觉到自由。 He could hardly await the time for 'tee'; But club dues must be paid; this ride's got a fee.他几乎无法等待的时间'洞' ;会费,但俱乐部必须支付这乘坐的费用了。 Once in a blue moon he made a birdey; Though he knew much about golf (a little nerdy).一旦在一个蓝色的月亮,他提出了birdey ;虽然他知道很多有关高尔夫球场(小搞出的恶作剧) 。 About to tee off- his feet stood sturdy; But only took up a divot--brown and verde.即将开球,他的双脚站在坚固;但是,只有拿起草皮-棕色和佛得角。 It didn't take long for his eyes to in-take; The path of the ball; the flight it must make.没有多久,他的眼睛中,采取;的路径球;的飞行,必须使。 "Easy!", he thought. “轻松! ” ,他想。 "This is gonna be cake!" “这是公鹿蛋糕! ” But the fish all braced for it's entry into the lake.但是,所有的鱼支撑它进入湖泊。 In secret, the rules he would often bend; From his mind, a rationalization he would lend.在秘密的规则,他往往会弯曲;从他的想法,合理化,他将借贷。 To him, the means justified the end; Like the fiercest warrior, his handicap must he defend.他说,正当的手段结束;一样凶猛的战士,他的障碍,他必须捍卫。 Into his 'golf life', sand traps would rain; Bogeys rolled in like some ghastly train.他的高尔夫生活,隔沙将雨;柏忌,推出类似的一些可怕的火车。 Cancelling out any birdeys he'd gained; "Another golf game", he sighed.取消任何birdeys他会涨; “另一个高尔夫游戏” ,他叹了口气。 "Oh, the pain!" “噢,痛苦! ” Shuffling into the house, his face fell.改组的房子,他的脸下跌。 It tapered.它锥形。 His wife smirked, "You lost again, didn't you?"他的妻子smirked , “你又失去了,没有你呢? ” And imagined the caper.和想象的戏弄。 With an outstretched hand that 'said', "Pay her!"; Into her purse his $20 went.随着伸出的手说'说' , “付费她! ” ;走进她的钱包他的20美元了。 It vanished like a vapor!它像一个消失汽! "No dinner for me, thanks. I'm heading in early." “不吃饭对我来说,谢谢。我年初标题。 ” "Awww, it's just a game," she said. “ Awww ,这只是一场比赛, ”她说。 "No need to be surley." “没有需要阴森。 ” "I'm not", he said. “我没有, ”他说。 "I need to rise early." “我需要早起。 ” "Suuurrre!", she said. “ Suuurrre ! ” ,她说。 "You and the proverbial 'birdy'." “你和谚语'怪' 。 ” He took a shower to wash away the day; It didn't help much.他接受了淋浴,以洗去一天;它没有帮助不大。 That golf game would 'stay'.高尔夫比赛将逗留。 His spirits were lifted, though, when he thought, "But hey!"他的精神被取消,但,当他想, “但是,嘿! ” And danced around saying, "Tomorrow's another 'golf day'!"跳舞周围说: “明天的另一高尔夫球天' ! ” Copyright 2005 by Kevin D. Rolle. 2005年版权由凯文D.罗尔。 All rights reserved.保留所有权利。 My name is Kevin D. Rolle, and I have a website called http://www.golf-humor-asylum.com which is dedicated to the humorous aspects of golf through a fresh, new golf comic strip called, "Divott and the Caddie Chronicles," and my commentary.我的名字是凯文D.罗尔,我有一个网站名为http://www.golf-humor-asylum.com这是专门为幽默方面的高尔夫球场通过新鲜的,新的高尔夫球场连环画称为“ Divott和球童编年史“和我的评注。 Thanks.谢谢。 Tags:标签:
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