Author: Kevin Rolle 作者：凯文罗尔
Article source: http://www.sportsarticles.info/ . 文章来源： http://www.sportsarticles.info/ 。 Used with author's permission. 用作者的许可。 He's not eager to reveal his handicap; Around the truth he would often tap.他并不急于透露他的障碍;周围的真相，他将经常使用。 They told him his game was taking a nap; That it never showed up; it needed a map!他们告诉他，他的比赛正在午睡; ，它从未出现;它需要一张地图！ Of his golf apparel he was Oh so proud!他的高尔夫球服装，他感到非常骄傲啊！ But people thought it was just too 'loud'.但是，人们认为这是太'响亮' 。 Often suggesting it needed a shroud; This caused a fight; a rolling dust cloud!它往往意味着需要有一个寿衣;这造成了打击;一个滚动的尘埃云！ To his heart, golf was the key.为了他的心，高尔夫是关键。 It was on the green his soul felt free.这是绿色的他的灵魂感觉到自由。 He could hardly await the time for 'tee'; But club dues must be paid; this ride's got a fee.他几乎无法等待的时间'洞' ;会费，但俱乐部必须支付这乘坐的费用了。 Once in a blue moon he made a birdey; Though he knew much about golf (a little nerdy).一旦在一个蓝色的月亮，他提出了birdey ;虽然他知道很多有关高尔夫球场（小搞出的恶作剧） 。 About to tee off- his feet stood sturdy; But only took up a divot--brown and verde.即将开球，他的双脚站在坚固;但是，只有拿起草皮-棕色和佛得角。 It didn't take long for his eyes to in-take; The path of the ball; the flight it must make.没有多久，他的眼睛中，采取;的路径球;的飞行，必须使。 "Easy!", he thought. “轻松！ ” ，他想。 "This is gonna be cake!" “这是公鹿蛋糕！ ” But the fish all braced for it's entry into the lake.但是，所有的鱼支撑它进入湖泊。 In secret, the rules he would often bend; From his mind, a rationalization he would lend.在秘密的规则，他往往会弯曲;从他的想法，合理化，他将借贷。 To him, the means justified the end; Like the fiercest warrior, his handicap must he defend.他说，正当的手段结束;一样凶猛的战士，他的障碍，他必须捍卫。 Into his 'golf life', sand traps would rain; Bogeys rolled in like some ghastly train.他的高尔夫生活，隔沙将雨;柏忌，推出类似的一些可怕的火车。 Cancelling out any birdeys he'd gained; "Another golf game", he sighed.取消任何birdeys他会涨; “另一个高尔夫游戏” ，他叹了口气。 "Oh, the pain!" “噢，痛苦！ ” Shuffling into the house, his face fell.改组的房子，他的脸下跌。 It tapered.它锥形。 His wife smirked, "You lost again, didn't you?"他的妻子smirked ， “你又失去了，没有你呢？ ” And imagined the caper.和想象的戏弄。 With an outstretched hand that 'said', "Pay her!"; Into her purse his $20 went.随着伸出的手说'说' ， “付费她！ ” ;走进她的钱包他的20美元了。 It vanished like a vapor!它像一个消失汽！ "No dinner for me, thanks. I'm heading in early." “不吃饭对我来说，谢谢。我年初标题。 ” "Awww, it's just a game," she said. “ Awww ，这只是一场比赛， ”她说。 "No need to be surley." “没有需要阴森。 ” "I'm not", he said. “我没有， ”他说。 "I need to rise early." “我需要早起。 ” "Suuurrre!", she said. “ Suuurrre ！ ” ，她说。 "You and the proverbial 'birdy'." “你和谚语'怪' 。 ” He took a shower to wash away the day; It didn't help much.他接受了淋浴，以洗去一天;它没有帮助不大。 That golf game would 'stay'.高尔夫比赛将逗留。 His spirits were lifted, though, when he thought, "But hey!"他的精神被取消，但，当他想， “但是，嘿！ ” And danced around saying, "Tomorrow's another 'golf day'!"跳舞周围说： “明天的另一高尔夫球天' ！ ” Copyright 2005 by Kevin D. Rolle. 2005年版权由凯文D.罗尔。 All rights reserved.保留所有权利。 My name is Kevin D. Rolle, and I have a website called http://www.golf-humor-asylum.com which is dedicated to the humorous aspects of golf through a fresh, new golf comic strip called, "Divott and the Caddie Chronicles," and my commentary.我的名字是凯文D.罗尔，我有一个网站名为http://www.golf-humor-asylum.com这是专门为幽默方面的高尔夫球场通过新鲜的，新的高尔夫球场连环画称为“ Divott和球童编年史“和我的评注。 Thanks.谢谢。
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