Author: Mike Wyman 作者:迈克怀曼
Article source: http://www.doll-4u.com/ . 文章来源: http://www.doll-4u.com/ 。 Used with author's permission. 用作者的许可。 Do you have a friend who is an avid golfer?您是否有朋友谁是热爱打高尔夫球? Most of us can't understand what the big deal is about smacking a white ball around a field for hours and hours, let alone spending hundreds of dollars each year on golf equipment.我们大多数人无法理解什么大不了是关于smacking白色球周围的栏位,小时和小时,更遑论在花费了数亿美元,每年的高尔夫设备。 So how do you cure this addiction?所以你怎么治疗,这成瘾? Here are seven easy to follow steps for someone troubled by this horrible addiction.这里有7容易的后续步骤,有人所困扰,这一可怕的毒瘾。 Step One: The only known cure for the avid golfer is found in a single place, the golf course.步骤一:唯一已知的治愈率为热爱高尔夫,是发现在一个单一的地方,高尔夫球场。 Firstly, it's the most likely place you'll find your golfing friend and therefore the best place to start.首先,它的最有可能的地方,您可以找到您的高尔夫球的朋友,因此,最好的地方开始。 So, grab a set of clubs and hit the links.因此,抓住了一套俱乐部和击中的联系。 Step Two: Once you're on the course, the best thing to do is relax and try to enter the mind of your addict.步骤二:当您在过程中,最好的事情要做的就是放松和尝试进入的心态,您的吸毒者。 Don't worry about the world outside, your problems at home, or anything other that enjoying the beautiful outdoors and your golf game.不必担心以外的世界,您的问题在家里,或以外,其余项目都在享受美丽的户外和您的高尔夫游戏。 Soon, you will start to understand why your friend is drawn to the course, day after day, week after week.很快,你将开始明白为什么你的朋友是提请过程中,日复一日,一周后一周。 Step Three: Be sure to take advantage of the refreshment cart, also know as the beer cart.步骤三:一定要利用这个点心车,也知道作为啤酒的购物车。 The beer cart is usually staffed by young, attractive females who are noted for serving you with a smile.啤酒车通常是配备年轻,有吸引力的女性谁是指出,为您服务以微笑。 Most of them sell cigars which help you celebrate your successful intervention with your golf addict.他们大多是出售雪茄,其中,帮助您庆祝您的成功干预与您的高尔夫痴迷者。 Step Four: As your finish your round, you will most likely be surprised by how quickly 4 or 5 hours has passed.第四步:您完成您的一轮,您将最有可能感到惊讶,如何迅速4或5个小时已经过去了。 You will notice that your partner's clubs were nicer than yours and if you were lucky, you may have even had the chance to try their driver while you played.您会发现您的合作伙伴的俱乐部美好的比你,如果你幸运的话,您可能有,甚至有机会尝试他们的司机,而你发挥。 This step involves a visit to the Pro Shop to get a decent driver for yourself.这一步涉及访问了亲店获得体面的司机为自己。 Step Five: A visit to the 19th Hole.第五步:访问了19洞。 No golf outing is complete until you've socialized for at least one drink at the 19th Hole.没有打高尔夫的完成,直到您为社会至少有一名酒后在第19洞。 Step Six: You now have a good idea of what is fueling this addiction.步骤6 :你现在有一个好主意,什么是带动了这个瘾。 You vow to no longer let your friend suffer through their disease on their own.你的誓言不再让你的朋友遭受通过其疾病对他们自己。 You make plans to tee off tomorrow, same time, same place.您计划发球小康明天,同一时间,同一地点。 Step Seven: Admit you now are hooked and it's not so much a disease as it is a passion you share with your friends.步骤7 :承认你现在是迷上了它的不是这么多的疾病,因为它是你的热情与朋友分享。 This is the easiest step of all but of course requires the first 6 steps to get here.这是最简单的步骤所有,但当然需要第一的6个步骤这里。 Welcome to the club!欢迎您到俱乐部! Mike Wyman is co-owner of http://www.DateAGolfer.com and http://www.PuttingForPar.com迈克怀曼是共同拥有人http://www.dateagolfer.com和http://www.puttingforpar.com Tags:标签:
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