Author: Mike Wyman 作者:迈克怀曼
Article source: http://www.doll-4u.com/ . 文章来源: http://www.doll-4u.com/ 。 Used with author's permission. 用作者的许可。 Do you have a friend who is an avid golfer?你有一个朋友谁是热心的高尔夫球员? Most of us can't understand what the big deal is about smacking a white ball around a field for hours and hours, let alone spending hundreds of dollars each year on golf equipment.我们大多数人无法理解什么大不了是经常殴打一个白色球围绕一个领域数小时,更不用说花费数百美元,每年的高尔夫设备。 So how do you cure this addiction?所以你如何治愈这个瘾? Here are seven easy to follow steps for someone troubled by this horrible addiction.这里有七个容易的后续步骤,有人不安的这一可怕的毒瘾。 Step One: The only known cure for the avid golfer is found in a single place, the golf course.步骤一:目前仅知的治愈率为热心的高尔夫球员是在一个单一的地方,高尔夫球场。 Firstly, it's the most likely place you'll find your golfing friend and therefore the best place to start.首先,它是最有可能的地方,您可以找到您的高尔夫球的朋友,因此,最好的地方开始。 So, grab a set of clubs and hit the links.因此,抓住了一套俱乐部和打击的联系。 Step Two: Once you're on the course, the best thing to do is relax and try to enter the mind of your addict.第二步:一旦你的当然,最好的事情是放松和尝试进入到您的吸毒者。 Don't worry about the world outside, your problems at home, or anything other that enjoying the beautiful outdoors and your golf game.不要担心外面的世界,您的问题,在家里,或任何其他的享受美丽的室外和你打高尔夫球。 Soon, you will start to understand why your friend is drawn to the course, day after day, week after week.不久之后,你将开始明白为什么你的朋友是提请当然,一天又一天,一周。 Step Three: Be sure to take advantage of the refreshment cart, also know as the beer cart.第三步:一定要充分利用点心车,也知道作为啤酒车。 The beer cart is usually staffed by young, attractive females who are noted for serving you with a smile.啤酒车通常是配备了年轻,有吸引力的女性指出谁是为您服务面带微笑。 Most of them sell cigars which help you celebrate your successful intervention with your golf addict.其中大部分销售的雪茄,帮助你庆祝你的成功的干预与您的高尔夫球瘾。 Step Four: As your finish your round, you will most likely be surprised by how quickly 4 or 5 hours has passed.第四步:当您完成您的轮,你将最有可能惊讶速度有多快4个或5个小时已经过去了。 You will notice that your partner's clubs were nicer than yours and if you were lucky, you may have even had the chance to try their driver while you played.您将发现您的合作伙伴的俱乐部比你更好,如果你是幸运的,你甚至可能有机会尝试他们的司机,而你发挥。 This step involves a visit to the Pro Shop to get a decent driver for yourself.这一步涉及访问临店获得体面的司机吧。 Step Five: A visit to the 19th Hole.第五步:访问的19洞。 No golf outing is complete until you've socialized for at least one drink at the 19th Hole.不打高尔夫,直到完成您为社会至少有一个饮料在第19洞。 Step Six: You now have a good idea of what is fueling this addiction.步骤6 :你现在有一个好主意什么是刺激这个瘾。 You vow to no longer let your friend suffer through their disease on their own.你发誓不再让您的朋友通过他们遭受疾病对自己的。 You make plans to tee off tomorrow, same time, same place.你让计划明日开球,与此同时,同一个地方。 Step Seven: Admit you now are hooked and it's not so much a disease as it is a passion you share with your friends.步骤七:承认你现在是钩,它没有太大的疾病,因为它是你的激情与朋友分享。 This is the easiest step of all but of course requires the first 6 steps to get here.这是最简单的步骤,但当然需要前6步骤来这里。 Welcome to the club!欢迎您到俱乐部! Mike Wyman is co-owner of http://www.DateAGolfer.com and http://www.PuttingForPar.com迈克怀曼是共同拥有的http://www.DateAGolfer.com和http://www.PuttingForPar.com Tags:标签:
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